#i'm loving the feminism in this show

[lilacthebooklover]

i put on "maya and the three" for the 10-year-old girl i babysit, and according to her, i am no longer a girl. i'm not a boy either. i am only a principito.

[gaybishmac]

I'm so thankful that I'm not the only person way into Always Sunny.

I mean ofc there's a fandom for Sunny and there has been for a long time but damn... Just in my feels about how special it's been to follow and befriend and chat and play dolls with so many awesome blogs and creators on Sunnyblr and ao3. The fan works alone are amazing and the community itself has become a bigger part of my life then ever this past year. My Tumblr use has waxed and waned over the years but by January I think I started steady posting again and actively seeking out content more regularly.

I joined tumblr because of fandom in 2010. This show has been a part of my life since circa 2012 and I didn't even like it at first but before long I revisited it and became obsessed. Thankful for my sister for starting off with s1e1 even though it took a while to appreciate it. By 2018 I started this sideblog and posted fic and in 2019 Dayman was my Halloween costume. My love for the show has only grown.

I guess there's a reason this show has such staying power. Ok, many reasons. But it clearly affects and resonates with a lot of people. And a wide variety of us.

Thank you queer sunnyblr. You make me happy even on dark days. Today feels a lot brighter for it.

[yappacadaver]

i want to squish his boobs tbh. tbh. ik it would take a lot of work to get up to the kind of physical intimacy and comfort I'm wanting but it would be so worth it even he would agree

[thoseareyougotsomeniceshoulders]

It occured to me just now that I've never heard of bella and edward, or any other twilight characters, having an actual ship name... like do we just say team *character name* and bella is the only one who's allowed to pick who she fucks

[navysealt4t]

imogen and sahar r gonna be the fem 4 fem rep i needed so badly

[daisymooonart]

May my Emperor live ten thousand years!

An (un)official painting of the Emperor and Empress of Huaxia. I would absolutely bow for Wu Zetian. Maybe not Qin Zheng, but he is hot and communist so I am tempted.

This took me around 15-20 hours to make and it was so worth it <3

Details under the cut!

First off: the faces.

Because of how obscured it was going to be, I wanted to get a good sense of what Zetian would look like before the makeup and the mask. I tried to give her a kind of average appearance, because I wanted to try and make her look like a normal person under all of that Empress garb (she's only 18... she should have been at the clurbbb). Her face is purposefully a little asymmetrical.

For makeup, I went for the blush-that-makes-you-look-drunk look that was apparently fashionable among Tang ladies. Her lips and yedian are pretty standard. I saved the xiehong on the wrong layer like a clown 😭 but it's still visible under the mask. Not entirely sure if her huadian would be accurate, but it's the one on the painting of Empress Wu that I see most often.

Would Qin Zheng have a stroke if he saw Zetian hang out with men wearing this mask? Absolutely. Am I Qin Zheng? Nope I'm an artist who spent wayyyyy too long drawing Zetian's face and didn't want to cover it up fully. Her haircomb is in the shape of an upside-down butterfly. The sharp bit on the collar is inspired by a shirt I saw in the Hunger Games once, it's a style that's supposed to force you into keeping good posture. I hc that Qin Zheng included it to piss her off, and it's definitely working...

Now for Qin Zheng's face. I tried to go for a simple, smooth-wing look. I never really envisioned him as twink-y when I read the book and tried to go for a hot-and-scary-man look whilst keeping it a little bit androgynous. He'd never ever have his hair down for a formal painting but I want to separate his face from the rest of the piece. His eye is weaker on his scarred side. He looks a little feverish and a little bit infuriated: he is probably wondering why the hell he needs to be painted when photographs now exist.

It's a very busy painting and I fully expect people to gloss over this, so here's a little zoom on Qin Zheng gripping Zetian's armour. He's a freak.

Now for the throne. I tried to do a dragon/phoenix piece but it didn't show very well in the actual painting, so here it is. You can really tell how much I love scribble art lol.

And here's the base of the throne, with two dragons to keep our lovely tyrants company

I opted for a double-seated throne because I accidentally drew them too close together and couldn't move them because of the layers because feminism <3

Now for clothing. I noticed that on the HT cover, Zetian has a white gem whilst Qin Zheng has a black gem, but the clothes underneath are the opposite colours. I made the details on Qin Zheng's armour white and Zetian's details black, but Qin Zheng's armour ends up being darker whilst Zetian's armour is a lot paler. Symbolism... or something... Also they both get a heart because its cute, like a friendship bracelet.

I really can't draw scales though so erm. Yeah.

If you notice any er,,,, imagery in their lower robes it was unintentional I swear

Even though Qin Zheng is very much the taller, dominant figure in the piece, I tried to actually put the focus on Zetian, by making her armour a different shade of gold to the throne and by keeping her closer to the centre. I don't know if it worked but my eyes think so. I think out of the entire piece though, Zetian took me the longest because I hadn't settled on what look I was trying to go for her. I redrew her armour about five times, but thankfully by the time it was done I had pretty much solidified where I was going with Qin Zheng's armour and I finished that in no time.

Again I absolutely loved making this painting, it was SO worth it. It might me my most detailed ever. I adore Heavenly Tyrant so so so much it might actually be my favourite book ever lol.

[celtrist]

This was the piece that I had started before my extensive vacation (of coughing). Once again, Alastor is consistently the bane of my existence with his... well everything.

No matter! Anyway, this is something I like to call the Obsession AU. To sum it up real fast: Everyone is yandere for Alastor. I think it would just be apart of his punishment in Hell, being consistently forced into or desired in romantic/sex which he's never had much interest in. I would describe it as a dark comedy thing, but it can be as comedic or as dark as you want here. With that said, please be on guard with any mentions of darker content that treds towards a certain dead bird territory when I get a bit into how I imagine some of the characters. Again, it doesn't have to go that far if you're interested in this premise of an au and wanna focus on the more light hearted stuff, feel free.

This au is just poking a bit of fun at how everyone in the fandom wants to put Alastor in romantic situations constantly (whether it be with themselves or the other characters) despite Alastor probably being the least interested in the subject in the whole show. This is by no means a hate train or making fun of people who do enjoy shipping Alastor, it just more of a funny thing I think comes off as pretty ironic for his character and hopefully, others can enjoy that too. In this au he leans pretty much on the clear-cut side of aromantic and asexual with no interest in romantic affections at all. With that said, if you want to explore Alastor genuinely being interested in one of the other characters romantically or something similar, feel free to explore that! I can see some interesting dichotomies there. It's just within the actual "canon" of this au, he's not at all interested with that sort of thing. And just with a last final reminder to get into some character things I have in mind, some of the content mentioned does get pretty dark, particularly with Valentino but I don't think anyone's surprised there. But there might be some triggering content of the following mentioned here with characters but no crazy details really: Manipulation/Gaslighting, forced feminization, Non-con, Munchausen syndrome, Poisoning, Possessive, Drugging, Love bombing And I will be sure to give a quick warning to each character it might apply to, please feel free to let me know if I missed anything!

Rosie (Munchausen syndrome, Poisoning): Rosie has 100% poisoned Alastor before to make sure he relies on her. They started off as good friends but at some point Alastor began getting ill and Rosie offered to take care of him. This leads to Alastor staying in bed for full days, only really seeing Rosie who took care of his every need from food, clothing, washing, and so on. At some point, Alastor caught on that Rosie was putting something in his food to make him sick and he managed to escape with their friendship tarnished much to his dismay. He's often uneasy around Rosie but is upfront about his knowledge of Rosie's deeds. Rosie, in turn, acts like it is a lighthearted situation and often offers Alastor over for lunch, which he often denies. Any food he gets at his doorstep from a secret admirer or a lunchbox he finds at his seat in an overlord meeting goes straight into the trash. Alastor will still use Rosie's assets to his benefit of course, but is always careful as to what she might try to get in exchange. He has had more awkward lunches with her with his homemade meal versus the buffet she catered for the occasion, with the two gossiping like old times. Alastor is still uneasy during these times, but he also revels in the false pleasantries due to not having many others he's able to associate himself with due to the curse.

Lucifer (Controlling, Possessive, Manipulation): So I'm not 100% clear how I wanted to approach Lucifer. He and Charlie are probably the most similar I suppose? He wants Alastor as his queen (either alongside him and Lilith or only with him, he doesn't mind either way). He doesn't force him into dresses or anything, but Lucifer does consistently make doting moves and talks about how Alastor would make a good father to their children. Marriage is one of the mind and Lucifer probably gets a bit possessive with him. He also tries to guilt trip Alastor a lot, or manipulate situations in one of their arguments to get Alastor to say something he doesn't mean.

Charlie (Controlling, Possessive): Probably the most tame of everyone quite honestly. Charlie can be a bit controlling but does step off when Alastor expresses his dislike of her doing so, even if it takes a couple times. She likes doing things for him, is super affectionate, and daydreams about her, Vaggie, and Alastor all getting married. She can get pretty possessive with him, not being pleased when anybody does anything against Alastor's will or hurt him. The only exception to this rule is Vaggie, to which Charlie sees it like two cats getting along and finds it very endearing.

Vaggie (Forced Feminization, Controlling, Murder): Depending on how you look at it, Vaggie's one of the more fucked up obsessions or one of the more funnier ones. Because she's automatically inclined to like Alastor quite a bit with the curse thing but her personality doesn't jive with his for her own taste (in terms of their first meeting), she both hates and loves the guy. She's obsessed with trying to murder Alastor with traps around the hotel or outright standing over him with her spear. The hatred comes primarily from not wanting to feel the way she does about him, I guess like a fucked up tsundere if you wanna go that route. At the same token, however, she does want Alastor to be involved with both her and Charlie romantically. There's just one little problem: Vaggie has about the same amount of interest in men as she does in canon. So to sort of "fix" Alastor, she consistently tries to force him to be more feminine in clothing, offering different feminine names, and even trying to force him to get a sex change. Alastor is pretty slippery though, so it never quite works out in Vaggie's favor aside from the occasional dress or skirt being worn, which solidifies her attraction to him. Then he takes it off and looks more like a man again, and it solidifies her frustration/hatred for him.

Angel Dust (Drugging): To start, while I think Angel would love to have sex with Alastor, he 100% would not force it. Wouldn't even do touches or anything. Potentially he could just like as a coping (to be in a situation where HE'S the one in control), but that is a darker route that I don't think will be exactly true for this AU. However, he very much enjoys drugging Alastor similar to Rosie. Not only just as a bonding thing since Angel would also do the drugs WITH him, but just to get the not-quite-lucid compliments from Alastor and maybe a snuggle then and there. He wants to dote on Alastor with him drugged out in his bed saying nice things to Angel. Admittedly this one's a bit of a workshop as I just knew I didn't want Angel to be focused on sex like somebody, but wasn't sure what to do here.

Valentino(Non-con, LoveBombing): I mean... it is Valentino, what did you THINK he'd be trying to do with Alastor? There's really not much to say here, Valentino essentially tries pulling all the stops trying to get Alastor in bed while also love-bombing the hell out of him. Which really doesn't work. Valentino is pretty open with sharing Alastor, but again, does this surprise anyone? As long as he's participating in some way, he really doesn't mind.

Vox (ALL warnings): Pretty much the worst version of himself that people make him be sometimes for those darker stories in the fandom. While more interested in having an enthusiastic partner, I don't think Vox would be opposed to forcing himself onto Alastor. He consistently tries to manipulate and gaslight, while enjoying both the suffering and pleasure of Alastor. Much like Vaggie, Vox is obsessed both being in love with Alastor while also downright hating him to the core. He's possessive and likes the idea of being both sweet and heinous with Alastor. He pretty much is every other character wrapped up in one fucked up TV man. Vox acts the most well-adjusted of the characters here, but he's probably got the obsession the worst.

And of course, pretty much every other conceivable ship is up for grabs here. I did think about maybe unfallen angels are able to resist the obsession curse, which would possibly make a funny team-up of Alastor, Adam, Lute, and Emily. Alternatively, I thought maybe the other canonically asexual characters in the show wouldn't be affected instead, meaning another oddball team-up of Alastor, Octavia, and Mammon. Then there is of course the "nope, there's no escape for deer man". Not sure yet, maybe I'll workshop it. I have more normal things in the works rather than this messed up little au, but darker content is a guilty pleasure of mine.

[littleapplle]

let's make this bed get squeaky!

after an unexpected wanderer attack, you show rafayel how fun it is to be a girl. - 2.9k w. - not proofread.

cw.: fem!rafayel, very implied fem!reader (srry!!) feminization (if you squint), raf isn't a woman but does get turned into one temporarily, porn with a bit of plot, nipple play, worshipping (if you squint), face sitting, so cunnilingus, 69, scissoring? humping... something in between idk... kinda subby raf too... self indulgence. alot of that. i'm the pervert here.

note: this was vv inspired by this art by @.beechu-beechu !! one of my fav artists here on tumblr and twt, pls check their work out!! <3 as soon as i saw fem!raf my brain MELTED. also this was a bit rushed, sorryyy !!><

“Love, you don’t have to freak out! The Hunter Association will find a way to revert it in no time. Relax!” — To be honest, you were too calm about it.

“Relax!? How am i supposed to- Oh, my bodyguard failed to save me from this catastrophe and now i have to pay the price with my beautiful body!” Rafayel cries in response, his voice far too dramatic and feminine.

And what has really happened? Well, a few hours ago. you and your boyfriend went out for an outdoor date in the middle of a small forest in Linkon City so Rafayel could, maybe, find inspiration for his next work.

It just so happened that the area you both decided to visit was a dead zone, your hunter watch was malfunctioning and did not warn you the area had wanderers nearby. Luckily, you were still in your hunter uniform and armed so it should be no biggie. The wanderer, a small creature you’ve never seen in any of your missions, had its back covered in pinkish spores that once Rafayel shouted out for you, exploded on his face, making him cough for air.

Wanderer defeated and your lover safe, you’re left with an… unique form of Rafayel.

“...Rafayel?” You call out for him cautiously, worried for his safety while waving your way through a cloud of pink dust.

To a few choked coughs, your ears perk. You’re alone with Rafayel but it’s not his voice you hear. Or so you thought.

The mist slowly dissipates in the air, and you’re finally able to see more than just the shape of his body choking for air dramatically. With narrowed eyes and a hand covering your mouth and nose – still concerned the mysterious dust is toxic – you call out his name once more before a gasp escapes your throat.

“Rafayel…? Wha- what is wrong with you?!” Comes out a little too harsh but your shock is genuine. Was this caused by the wanderer? Offended, he is quick to frown and bite back. “Wow cutie, i get seriously attacked and the first thing you ask me is that? What a great bodyguard i have! How can i file a complaint?” 

“That’s not what i meant!-” You stutter, “Uhm…” struggling with your words and confusion bubbling in your system, you move your hands to your boobs, trying to move his gaze down to his chest. Oh. Oh. His blouse did feel a bit tighter after all.

“What the fuck?!” 

Yeah… you’re sure that he spooked every single animal in the little forest with his scream.

Back to the present, you find yourself back in Rafayel’s home, trying to convince your boyfriend that being transformed into a woman by a wanderer isn’t the end of the world and that yes, it is temporary. 

“Raf, you’re gonna be fine. I heard Tara say something about a new type of wanderer lurking around earlier this week. We’re gonna find a way to turn you back, m’kay? You assure with more confidence now that your confusion over the situation has dissipated completely.

To your words he — she — does not answer, too busy sulking while staring at his new face in the pocket mirror you carry in your bag. 

“Besides… you’re quite the pretty girl, raf.” The sweet giggle that escapes your lips makes him frown.

 “Can you quit bullying me? Those cheap journalists are never going to shut up if they see me like this!” Rafayel cries. “I wanted to have a nice day out with you. ow… can’t have a single normal day in this city.”

That makes your ears perk and your body scoots closer to his form on the couch. You rest your head on his shoulder after kissing his puffy cheek. “Aww! ‘S no biggie, baby. We can still have fun indoors. I’ll just have to show you how fun it is to be a girl.”

You spend the day doing things you’d already do with him while enjoying quality time together but with some additional goodies. His purple hair is so long now and even softer! You take your time brushing it, massaging your nails on the scalp before trying multiple hairstyles.

Pigtails, buns, fishtail braids, boxer braids, ponytails… oh, you’ve tried every. single. one. Which he can’t really complain about! Who doesn’t love having their hair played with?

Rafayel is already used to the next activity, so he doesn’t even bat an eye when you ask him where he placed the nail polishes you bought a few months ago. 

“Pick a color baby!” You chirp, holding the tiny bottles in your hands. 

He does just that. Picking a lilac shade and offering his cold hands to you, Rafayel scoots closer to you on the couch. “You’re enjoying this too much.” He points out.

For a moment, you don’t answer, busy with the tiny brush between your fingers and trying not to smudge the milky paint in his short nails. “Hmmm maybe i am.” You giggle, “Can you blame me though?” 

It’s his turn to not answer, he thinks he’d sound too petty if he did. Rafayel loves the pampering, and even though he’d rather drown in the deepest and darkest waters of his long forgotten home than to admit this right now, he’s obsessed with you showering him in affection. Nothing is new, you’re sweet as ever and like a sea sponge, he absorbs all he can happily. 

Rafayel isn’t an insecure man, especially with his body. He knows he was sculpted by the seas with care and passion, born with the body of a god, something worthy of unending worship. So you eyeing him up and down was never a problem, but now? Oh, he feels small, he wants to dig up a hole on the hot sand and stay there for eternity, accompanied by the sand crabs.

Shame is a feeling he’s no longer used to and hates the taste of, he notes.

Noticing his silence, you put the brush down to look at him. 

“You okay, raf?” Genuine, innocent concern. 

“It hurts.” Puffing his cheeks, he frowns and closes his eyes.

“What hurts? Are your wrists sore agai-” — “No! Not that.” Rafayel whines, peeking at you through his long(er) lashes.

“Well, i’m not in the mood to play guess with you, fishie.” Arching a brow at his dramatic discomfort, you chuckle as he whines once more, “Heavens- they’re sore!”

And you have to bite your lip to not burst into laughter. Having the pleasure of seeing Rafayel, usually confident and sharp with his words, blushing like a literal girl was truly a sight you’d never thought you had to see.

“Your boobs?-” — “Don’t say it like that!” You swear that the big and tall windows of his home could’ve shattered in an instant with his horrified scream. 

“Awww, babyyy! Don’t be shy! We’ve all been through that, ‘s just part of girlhood!” You poke his cheek, aiming to tease him just a little more. Leaning in closer, you sit on his plump thighs.

Oh and he looks so done. 

“Stop acting like i’m a woman!-” He basically cries out in embarrassment.

“Oh but you are!” Interrupting him, you continue, “And as your girlfriend, and girl best friend, i’ll help you with your girl problems, raffy-”

“I’ll spit bubbles on you!” Rafayel interrupts back and you finally break down laughing on his lap.

Rafayel swears to himself that he wants to bite your head off so you stop teasing him, he hates how he can feel the tip of his pale ears get warmer each second and something inside him growing hotter. He’d bury your face on hot sand right now and yet he doesn’t move you from his lap.

As your laughter settles and you breathe in to calm down, you place a kiss on his burning cheek. A silent apology. “Seriously though, you’ve turned out to be quite… busty!” You giggle but continue before he can throw a fit again, “Can i massage you baby? Would you let me do that f’you, raf?” Whispering against his cheek, you nuzzle the bridge of your nose on his skin.

He just nods, still frowning in shame and with eyes closed shut. 

Your fingers trace his collarbones in sickly light touches, hands snaking down to the foreign feeling on his chest. 

He shivers and twitches under you once your hands cup his tits through his white blouse, the absence of a bra making your touch feel a little too intimate for his already overwhelmed brain. Your fingers feel him in circular motions, gently applying pressure to where his nipples take place.

Rafayel squirms, throwing his head back and trying to hide his face in his long, purple hair. “You’re so responsive, baby.” You coo, purposefully brushing your thumbs on his nipples, which ignites a yelp from his tight throat. 

The sensitive pebbles grow hard not so long later, making themselves visible under his light shirt. He curses you in his mind, the innocent and sweet way you talk to him could get him going anytime. Rafayel bites his glossy lip hard. 

Fidgeting with the collar of his shirt, you give him your sweetest smile. “Your body hasn’t changed at all baby. You still melt down when you have your chest played with.” You lean in, closing the space between you two and press a kiss on his trembling lips. “The only difference here is that you’re the prettiest,” kiss, “most whiny,” another kiss, “and cutest girl i’ve ever laid my eyes on.” and a last peck to seal your words like a spell.

Your lips leave his but the phantom sensation of your mouth against his stays. Your lips find home on his jawline, placing featherlight kisses on the milky white skin. 

“Can i take this off, raf? I might need a more serious inspection if you’re sore like that, hm?” Pinched by your fingers, the first button of his blouse comes undone, exposing more of his cleavage. “Y-yes.” Is all Rafayel answers, not much more than a shy whisper.

And that is the only sign you need to keep going. Your hands work gently but still eager to finish the job and reveal what’s under the expensive fabric. He helps you with the sleeves, accepting his fate and that even if he tried to shy away and hide, you wouldn’t let him. And how could you? Not now. Not when his perfect, spotless skin is exposed to the cool air of the living room, the sea breeze guided inside by the open windows making his nipples react at the temperature and stand tall.

Your lips, never far from his neck, kiss down his collarbones and the fat of his tits. His reactions are exactly what you’d expect, low whines and nonstop squirming under your touch. With open mouthed kisses to his areola, a cute light brown you note, you’re quick to give his nipple a playful lick, igniting a squeak from him. 

“D-don’t- do that-!” Rafaye’sl protests are ignored by your ears, while your lips suck on the sensitive pebble, your fingers pinch the other one, rolling it gently yet teasingly between your thumb and index finger.

Pop! – Is the sound your mouth makes as you let go. “Fuck..”, you eye him with hunger, and even though his eyes are squeezed shut, he seems to notice by your silence. “Stop staring. You’re ridiculous.” Of course he has to try and bite back.

“Am i now?” You kiss the corner of his lips, interrupting any petty answer he was about to give you. “Shit- need you to sit on my face. Can you do that f’me, baby? Please?” 

Rafayel feels like a virgin again, the foreign, weird and achy feeling between his legs makes his brain foggy. He wants to say no and shy away, spit a thousand bubbles at your face as he promised but he just can’t.

Which doesn’t mean he won’t freak out anyway. 

“N-no! That isn’t even your thing- i’m like, twice your size-” Before he can continue his protests, you’re already lying on your back on the big couch of his living room. “Please? Jus’ wanna let my girlfriend know how good it feels, mhm?” It is your turn to whine, beg.

He stares at you in horror but the pathetic look you give him wins. He kicks his pants and boxers off but his judgemental stare doesn’t falter. You can’t help but moan at the sight of his new, bare body. 

Rafayel was surely the prettiest man you’ve ever laid your eyes on and now, prettiest woman too. He sits on your lap, facing you, testing the waters, hoping it’d be enough to quiet you down. “Closer, ‘fayel.” You urge.

This time he finally gives in with no complaints, shifting on your lap and closer to your shoulders. There, he turns on his back, hovering on top of your face before you grab his plush hips and push him down impatiently.

“A-ah!- don’t just do that-” He mewls.

You taste Rafayel before you can’t even see how wet he is. Spreading his ass with both hands, you pepper his cunt with eager kisses. He trembles at the new feeling, squirming and accidentally grinding against your lips, only igniting more whines to leave his pretty lips.

Your head spins at his sounds, brain mushy with how submissive you could get him to behave, at how fucking hot he sounds and how good he tastes. 

Finally diving in, your lips suck on his folds gently while your hands, once on his ass, help his hips move against you for more constant stimulation. 

“Fu-uck!- Dun stop. Please.” Rafayel squeals before a tiny lightbulb lightens up on his head.

Rafayel leans down, trembling on top of you as he pulls down your shorts just enough so he can have access to your panties. He doesn’t take it off, doesn’t have the patience to, only pulls them to the side and greets your awaiting pussy with a kiss. 

In this whole mess, you didn’t even realize how your arousal started to build up during this whole time. Too busy with Rafayel, looking at Rafayel, teasing Rafayel. You’re sure that he — she — is the siren that will drag you to the bottom of the sea with pretty mewls and then consume you. 

As he should, you think. You’d die happily.

To the kitten licks on your clit, you shiver, parting your legs open to help him. “Getting- mgh- bold now, baby? Thought you’d let me do all the work.” Muffled by the weight on top of you, you tease anyway.

You don’t give him much space to speak, wrapping your lips around his clit and sucking at  a steady pace. You’re not able to see his reaction but his mouth lets go of your cunt, his lashes tremble and close shut in pleasure. “Gonna cum, rafe? Oh- mgh- y’er such a sweet girl, raf.” You praise sweetly. 

Rafayel really tries to keep up with you but with his mushy brain, his head only rests against your thigh while he moans lowly. His clit throbs on your tongue thanks to your gentle words, you laugh mockingly under him. “Fuck- dun’ like when i call you pretty girl  but your body tells me otherwise, love. You don’t get much from lying here, raf.”

Shut up. Is what he really wants to tell you, maybe flick your forehead and say all the petty things he can think of. His thighs shake violently and with another loud and melodic cry, Rafayel cums. 

You keep going for a little longer, kissing his folds and clit and sweet affection before a strangled whine makes you pull away. 

He helps himself out of your face, sitting on the couch with his head resting on a blue pillow with the face of someone who just came back from pound town. Rafayel doesn’t bat an eye when you manhandle him closer to your body.

His lips find yours in an instant, kissing you with need, like he just came out of the ocean for the first time and his lungs aren’t used to the summer breeze on the beach. He sucks on your tongue, swiping his own on your under lip in a sloppy kiss.

You two fight for space on the couch, now feeling a bit cramped. Rafayel’s legs tangle on yours messily and he finds himself on your lap once again, grinding and humping against you like this is exactly where he was meant to be. Smiling on his mouth, you can’t help but tease him. 

“Insatiable much? Pretty girl can’t take her hands off me hm?” You chuckle but are quickly interrupted, moaning loudly when his clit accidentally bumps on yours, which Rafayel takes advantage of.

And you let him, your only guidance being the phantom touch of your hands on his waist. “You can’t really ever keep your mouth shut, can you?” He sighs, “Not near you, ever.” 

You’re quick to cum too, with hitched breath and hips buckling under his in search of more stimulation, any moans are silenced by his lips insistently glued to yours.

Noticing your body melting on the couch cushions, Rafayel lets himself relax on top of you, too. With a last kiss to your neck, he buries his face on your shoulder blade.

“I’ll file a report about what happened later, m’kay? Dun stress.” — “Hmmm.” Is all he’s able to answer while your free hand massages his scalp, slowly drifting him off to sleep.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ reblogs are very much appreciated. thank you for reading! (*´▽`*)

[clovdgyu]

#stepbro!caleb x m!reader #smut #i'm so sorry i went mia again! i got so busy with lots of stuffs and now i'm back!

#mentions of BLACKMAIL, NON/DUBCON, size difference, rough caleb, choking, feminization, dacryphilia, cum swallowing, degradation, HOMOPHOBIA, slapping, slight BDSM

what was supposed to be a normal day turned out to become one of the worst days for you. you eventually knew the day where someone would eventually find out that you were some kind of 'underground doll'. you just didn't expect it to be sooner and by your step-brother, caleb, at that.

now here he was, standing in front of you outside of your room, showing you the video that unfortunately leaked. i knew i should've said no to recording. "mind explaining to me what this video, huh, lil bro?" caleb smirked as he pushed his phone in front of you, the video of you sucking off old men still playing.

you glared at him before you attempted to grab the phone but it was difficult for you since he was practically a giant, literally towering over your frame. "fuck, and so what? i do it to relieve stress cause my mother decided to remarry a man who has a son!"

"oh, so this is about me then? what do you want me to do, apologize?" caleb teased before bursting out laughing, not giving a single fuck about how you looked at him with rage-filled eyes.

you just rolled your eyes at him before you grabbed the door and close it, but caleb's reflexes were faster than yours. he used his hand to stop the door from closing, raising a brow at you as he smirked. "what now?"

the other male forced himself inside before closing the door and locked it. this got you puzzled but decided to plop yourself on your bed. "if you don't want mom and dad to find out, you have to do me a favor?" caleb stated as he moved towards your bed.

you scoffed, "really? and now you're blackmailng me? can this day get any worse than this?" the alst few words were mumbled, seeing as caleb failed to hear it. but not even a second laer caleb spoke up again.

"i want you to suck my cock."

you stopped whatever you were doing and turned to look at him, disgust evident in your eyes. "the fuck? why would i do that? get the hell out of here you're fucking insane and sick in the head," you shouted at him but he only got closer towards you before he was already above you. "c-caleb, what the hell?"

he placed a finger under your chin and lifted it before grinning mancally. "i'm serious. if you don't do whatever i want you to do today, tomorrow, or whenever, that video will go all around the world."

you gulped at the thought, not exactly knowing what to do now. eventually you gave in to whatever sick thoughts he had and went on with it.

everything started with just a fellatio or maybe just stroking his cock inside the bathroom while your mom and dad where literally outside or blowing him under the table while his dad talked to him about some things you never really cared.

you've come to realize that your stepbro was some fucked-up sicko who gets off on being sexual in dangerous situations. currently, you were under his desk, sucking his dick like a pro, hollowing your cheeks while pressing your tongue under his cock.

caleb could only moan as he continued with his project, some kind of diorama that he can barely focus on when you were sucking his cock so deliciously. "hey, m/n. does my cock taste that good? you're being quite eager today. want a taste of my cum dee in your throat?" caleb teased as he looked down at you.

all you could was glare up at him but not stopping whatever you were doing. you heeded no mind to what he said before pushing his cock all the way to your throat.

a pleasured groan left caleb's lips as he threw his head back, one hand stablizing himself on his swivel chair while the other was gripping onto your (h/c) locks. "fuuuck, that felt good. no wonder everyone loved a slut like you. you've practically mastered the art of 'blowjobs'," he stated, making you annoyed.

"why can't you just shut the fuck up?" you retaliated after popping his cock out of your mouth and jerked him off. you littered kisses all over his cock, licking at his tip before engulfing it with your lips.

you sucked on the head that leaked pre-cum while jerking off the base of his cock. you looked up at caleb who was already staring down at you, smiling like a maniac. "that's no way to speak to your older brother, pipsqueak," caleb stated before placing both his hands on your head and shoved his whole cock inside your mouth, reaching the back of your throat.

a surprised, muffled gasp left your lips as caleb now stood up, forcing you to kneel upright. the other male dragged you out of his desk with your head still buried in his trimmed pubes. although you gagged around his cock, caleb didn't care as he kept that position.

feeling out of breath, you tapped on his thigh three times but caleb just stared down at you, pressing his pelvis deeper into your face. the lack of air made your eyes roll back and cheeks warm, you were literally gonna die if he keeps you that way.

luckily, caleb was 'nice' enough to pull your head back. as soon as he did, you pushed him away and began coughing like crazy, holding onto your throat as drool dripped down from your lips. "you—keugh—fucking psycho! i thought i was gonna die," you said.

caleb only chuckled before grabbing your head with one hand, using his free hand to hold onto his saliva-coated cock. he made you face him then slapped your face with it, before placing it on your lips, using the tip of his cock to trace your lips.

"you're driving me so fucking crazy, dude," caleb stated before pushing his cock back inside your throat. he kept a steady pace while you placed your hands on his thighs to support yourself. caleb looked down at you as he thrusted his cock inside your mouth then said, "say, m/n. has anyone fucked you before?"

too lost in your own thoughts of killing him, you shook your head in response. with that, caleb smirked before he pushed you off of his cock and lifted you up, surprising you. "what the—caleb! put me down!"

caleb looked at you with a mischievous glint in his eyes as he carried your naked form bridal style. "our parents will probably be away for some time for their anniversary so why don't we spend the whole day like a couple."

you snarled at him.

"we are not a couple! and if you wanted me to continue to suck your cock, why aren't we at my room?" you asked him, brows furrowed together in pure annoyance.

the other male chuckled deeply before leaning his face towards your ear to whisper, "i want to fuck you on our parents' bed." his statement made you look at him, trying to see if he was joking but he was not! you knew better than to think that this sicko bastard would kid you at a time like this.

you gulped, scared and nervous. "a-are you serious? on mom and dad's—wait, fuck me?! i just told you i'm a virgin. our deal was to just suck your dick and that was it! you—"

"if you don't allow me, then that video will eventually leak publicly," caleb threatened you with an authoritative tone, staring down at you with a serious look. "if you show me even just a single pinch of defiance, that video will be posted. got that?"

fuck this insane bastard. i hope you get bombed at school, sick fuck. you cursed at him but nodded in response to his words in defeat. "i don't even know how to have sex. can't we please just keep it to fellatios?" you pleaded, trying to get him to change his mind but caleb just laughed before he gripped your hair and forced you to look up at him.

the force that his grip had made you tear up and let out a gasp, wincing at the pain before glaring at the other male who chuckled. "what part of 'do as i say' did you not understand? did all that cocksucking make your brain go dumb?" caleb stated before pushing you down on your bed.

you snarled at him before moving towards the end of your bed to throw him the pillow you managed to grab. caleb, with his reflexes, managed to catch it before placing it back down on your bed. "you're just a fucking psycho! i'd rather die than get fucked by the likes of you," you shouted at him.

angered by your insult, caleb stomped towards you, placing a hand on your neck and pressing hard on it. "ack...!"

"fuck you! you fucking shit, i've been trying to act really nice and you're being a stupid brat who doesn't even listen to their older brother," caleb spat out but only received a smirk from you as you held onto his forearm.

"you call that being nice? you're the one who's being stupid, caleb. you were never nice to me, only thinking of fucking my mouth. did i turn you gay, caleb?" you said.

your words only aded fuel to the fire that was already boiling deeper inside caleb's system."i'm not fucking gay, bitch!" he landed a harsh slap on your cheek, sending you backward as a whimper left your lips. as caleb removed his hand from your neck, you fell into a fit of coughs as you tried to get get the back the air in your lungs.

the other male began to search for stuffs in your drawer before he found a pink, silky ribbon that was settled beside the condoms and lube. "huh, virgin? what's these doing here then?" he asked, holding the two items up with a raised brow.

you looked at him, rolling your eyes as you scooted towards the corner of your bed. "zayne and i were originally going to lose our virginities together but then you came into the picture and now that is of no use," you answered.

"it won't be for nothing for long," he stated before grabbing your hands and tying them up together using the ribbon he found. "i was planning to prep you, but you're getting on my nerves. you'll be losing your virginity to me."

you just stared at him, tearing up at the thought of having your first with your sicko stepbro, lips quivering. "i hate you so bad."

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a strangled moan escaped your lips as caleb began to piston his dick inside your gummy walls that involunatrily sucked him deeper. tears escaped your eyes at the pain of the intrusion, constantly begging for caleb to slow down.

but your cries only drove caleb crazier, wantng to ravish you in a way that you will never forget. the way he pushed himself inside you was as if he was carving his name into your own, as if marking hs territory. "if i knew your tight ass felt this good, i would've fucked you already."

your bound hands were wrapped around caleb's neck as you cried out."you m-motherfucker. i'll fucking kill you!" you managed to say yet caleb only smirked harder before pushing his whole cock inside you, hitting a very sensitive spot which made you see stars.

caleb rolled his hips as he rubbed his own dick inside you, making you writhe underneath him, toes curled. "you act all tough but your body's betraying you, baby bro. you're actually liking this, aren't you?" he stated before palcing a hand on your neck.

he tightened his grip, choking you. your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you threw your head back, hands instinctively fisting his jet-black hair. "urk..! l-let go!" you stated, but caleb only hardened his grip more.

"fuck, i love the way your hole tightens every time i choke you or when i hit this sensitive spot inside you. you were born to become a sex sleeve, pipsqueak," the ravenette stated before finally letting go of your neck which sent you into coughing fits.

the other male groaned. every time you coughed, you would tighten around his cock involuntarily, driving him closer to his climax. "you psycho! i thought i was gonna die!" you shouted at him but caleb bpaid no mind to it before fucking you again.

this time, he was slower. agonizingly slow, dragging his shaft along your walls as if he was savoring every part inside you. "wh-what are you doing?" you stuttered.

caleb stopped, tilting his head. "i thought you wanted me to slow down?" he stated. "well, i'm being considerate here, baby bro. didn't you want this or did you actually love it fast and hard?"

you growled at him, looking away. he narrowed his eyes at you before taking a hold of your leaking cock, shocking you. "wh-what are--!"

"i can't be the only one who should feel god here, right? like i told you, i'm being considerate here," caleb stated. "and this isn't making you feel good, right? this pace is boring you out. now, let's make each other feel good, okay pipsqueak?"

a clapback was already at the tip of your tongue but the other male suddenly shoved his whole cock inside you, hitting your prostate in a precise angle. you arched your back at the pleasure as you screamed out. "fuck!"

"see? your body responds more when i fuck you harder," caleb stated before he took a hold of your legs and wrapped them around him. he placed his hands on your neck and began to choke you, makingg your tongue roll out.

a manic smile spread across caleb's lips as he watched you underneath him. torso covered in bite marks and hickies, lips wet with saliva, eyesight unsteady as your body rocked in rhythm to caleb's thrusts. you were just a fucking sight to behold.

nails dug deep into caleb's shoulder blades. as caleb fucked your ass, he jerked off your cock until it secreted more pre-cum. "shit. you're making a mess of yourself, m/n. you wanted zayne to see this? that fucking son of a bitch? you wanted to look like this underneath him?"

your mind was already in cloud nine but you were surprised when a slap was delivered to your cheeks, making you look at the older male. "i asked you a question and you weren't even listening? fucking cunt, are you thinking of zayne when i'm literally the one who's fucking you right now?"

caleb removed his grip on your neck before placing them around your hips to get some leverage. "n-no! wait, caleb!" you managed to shout out as the other male suddenly lifted your hips and fucked you deeper, making you scream out in pleasure, tears pooling around your eyes as you threw your head back.

"zayne can't make you feel good like this, bitch!" caleb shouted as he jerked your cock off in time with his thrusts, making you cry out in pleasure even more. he reveled in the way your screamed out.

you were already a writhing and quivering mess under him but caleb wanted to see you trembling even further, wanted to see your limits. "that man probably don't even know how to pleasure you. i'm the only one who knows your good spots. you fucking slut, i'm gonna fuck you my whole life until your hole takes the shape of my cock."

practically fucked dumb, you clung onto him like he was your lifeline. caleb thrusted his hips faster, his heavy balls slapping against your cheeks. "once we're done here, you will go talk to zayne and tell him you already los your virginity, okay?" he threatened you, forcing you to nod.

the other male used his free hand to brush his hair before placing it back on your hips, his other hand was busy jerking you off. "i just felt your cock twitch. are you gonna cum already, pipsqueak?"

you nodded at him, eyes bloodshot red and tired. "y-yes. i-i want to cum, please," you answered him.

the older male scoffed then shook his head. "no, we have to cum together or we're gonna go more rounds until we cum together if you cum without my permission. got that?" caleb stated which made you whine. this earned you a slap to your right cheek. "quit complaining, bitch!"

you just nodded to his instructions as you tried your best to hold in your cum. it was hard to handle but if you came on your own, you'll be experiencing another hell of a torture (called sex). you just complied to whatever caleb asked of you but that familiar coil in your stomach was already driving you nuts. you needed to cum, you had to cum!

caleb groaned on top of you as he closed his eyes in ecstasy, feeling himself come closer to his climax. "i'm about to cum, m/n," he announced, his thrusts growing faster in pace as he let out breathy moans, jerking you off faster.

caleb leaned towards you before he whispered, "cum for me, baby bro."

this was the only instruction you needed to hear as you came in caleb's hand. at the same time, caleb bit on your shoulder as he came inside you with a groan, painting your walls white. "f-fuck," you managed to say before you eventually drifted off to sleep.

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a little while later, you awoke to the sound of keyboard clicks. "finally awake, huh? get up. mom and dad is expecting us at his office," caleb stated as he rummaged through his drawer for something.

you groaned at that before getting up from caleb's bed (which you now realized that he carried you to his bedroom). "what are you doin? shouldn't you be getting ready too?"

a scoff left caleb's lips before be faced you with a package in his right hand. "open it for me."

thinking it was a gift, you grabbed it carefully then opened it. you knew it was too good to be true.

and you were right! the moment you opened the packagr, it was a remote controlled vibrator. "what the fuck, caleb?! what are you gonna do with this?" you shouted at him, throwing the sex toy at him in anger.

"remember what i said? do as i say, otherwise.." he trailed off, hinting at the video before grabbing his phone. a manic grin appeared on his lips when you grabbed his forearm and shook your head. "good boy, pipsqueak. now, mom and dad are expecting us so we best move along now. but after you get out from your bath, you better wear this."

a gasp left your lips, "you can't be fucking serious, caleb. anything but that—"

"video?"

"fuck! fine," you answered before storming off. caleb smiling like a lunatic as he planned what he will do with you later.

[chillinwithbyler]

Something that I truly believe the GA just won't understand is how much Stranger Things can actually teach you.

Like, we have a plethora of diverse characters and no two people are the same.

Will is a sensitive person, more so than ANY other character in the show. He cries, he likes to paint, and he loves EVERYONE even when they've hurt him. He's one of the characters who bears a lot of trauma, but he doesn't let it shape who he is. Will is DIAGNOSED with PTSD. God forbid he lets himself cry. He never gets angry at people because of what happened to him, and he always dismisses it if he's going through something. And his biggest problem is Mike 'We're friends. We're friends!' Wheeler.

Joyce is a baddie. She doesn't need no man on her shoulder to be a good mother. When Will went missing, she fought tooth and nail to bring him home even when EVERYONE, even her eldest son, was calling her crazy. She's a leader and she's a character who has so much willpower and doesn't let anything stand in her way.

At first glance, Jim is a fucking asshole. I didn't like him when the series was just starting out. But that's what makes it so good, because he wasn't an asshole for no reason. He lost his KID. And he was given a second chance with El. He can do it better this time and he's going to be there for her as long as he can help it. In season five, I'll expect them to be a separate team from the others. Which is what she deserves. She doesn't need to be with Mike to be an amazing character.

Nancy, Joyce, Robin, and Max are all GREAT examples of women who can lead without some MAN telling them what to do. El can be the same. What she needs is the chance to be independent and learn about herself. Mike can't give her that. She needs to figure that out for herself.

Billy was an asshole. Through and through. There was no excuse for him to be racist towards Lucas, even if he had a bad childhood. Just look at what Will went through, and he's still a fucking angel, so Billy literally has no excuse.

The amount of feminism that Nancy projects is INSANE. She doesn't listen to anybody and when she has an idea she GOES FOR IT. When something bad happens? SHE GRABS A GUN. When someone says she should do something this specific way, it's BULLSHIT and she does it her own way. When the kids are in danger, she puts herself directly in the path of danger.

Mike is one of the most complex characters in the show. He's a natural born leader and goes out of his way to save people. When he first met El, he didn't save her out of LOVE. He did it because he's a protector. Originally, he was going to send her back to the asylum and only let her stick around because she knew where WILL was. And that's what was important. Will. He was hellbent on finding him. In season five, I can GUARANTEE he won't be leaving Will's side. And the only time they'll be separated will probably be because Will is off his rocker this season and too busy fighting internal demons and disappearing all the time.

Because he's been reminded of what's important. And it's not El. She can protect herself. But we know Will can be vulnerable. He doesn't believe he's loved, and that's a good opportunity for Vecna to go after him. Only when he truly starts believing that he is loved will he find the courage to come into his own.

We have so many characters all with different backgrounds. We have mental health, domestic abuse, sexual assault, eating disorders, bullying, homophobia, anger issues, neglect, internalized homophobia, racism, and literal DEMONS FROM HELL.

But you're telling me the GA can't grasp something as simple as two boys falling in love? How emotionally dense do you have to be to be so ignorant?

If you're going to DNF the show just because of Byler, then I'm sorry but you smell like hotdog water and you've missed the entire point of the show. This is about not fitting in. Instead of the protagonists being some..chiseled jocks who are heroric and attractive, we instead have four weirdo nerds obsessed with a game. Four people who are smart as fuck and have been cast out from society and bullied for being different. Especially Will.

And the whole show centers around him. BECAUSE he's different. Growing up and feeling like you don't belong is one of the most difficult things I've ever had to go through. And as a fan of the show since the EARLY days of season one, I can't even begin to describe the happiness I feel when I see Will Byers.

He was not made for you. Will Byers belongs to the people who grew up as a misfit. He belongs to us who feel like mistakes in our own bodies and struggle keeping up with social norms.

Will Byers belongs to US. Not you.

If you have a problem with him because of Noah then I assume you're either a 12 year old who has spent too much time on a screen and not enough time touching grass or you're a 47 year old bald man who doesn't know what common courtesy is.

If you hate on Will just because he's gay then I'm sorry but Stranger Things is not the show for you. Try Riverdale instead. We do not want you here.

Stranger Things is not afraid to put homophobes and racists in their place. Troy pissed himself and suffered a broken arm. Steve got his face ruined and got a redemption arc. Billy literally fucking died. And they aren't afraid to put queers on a pedestal either. To make THEM the important characters. Instead of being sidelined, it's often the queers and the nerds and the people who don't fit in who are given the important roles.

And that's what Stranger Things is all about.

Like it or not, Will is an important character. He deserves this time in the spotlight. When Byler is canon in season five, don't say we didn't warn you. We've been trying to open your eyes since season two.

Byler is the perfect representation of what a HEALTHY and ROMANTIC relationship looks like. Two people are so alike and are quite literally color coded through the whole series and are just so painfully gay for each other it HURTS.

Mil*ven is the perfect representation of what an UNHEALTHY and TOXIC relationship looks like. It's full of arguments, no heart to hearts, NO mutual respect, gaslighting, lying, and literally just zero chemistry.

Over and out.

[bogleech]

Almost forgot to mention the current #1 most idiotic post ever made about my life is a guy projecting his political anger onto artwork of a barnacle.

See, my spouse and I both love marine parasite biology, and the barnacle Sacculina is a favorite of both ours for its crazy physiology.

This is a crustacean (a barnacle!) that reduces itself down to just a *tissue network,* like a fungus, in the body of another crustacean (a crab, in most species)...it even sends tendrils into the crab's eyes! But the crab shows no sign of ever noticing. It just kind of has something like a new extra nervous system that happens to belong to another different animal.

I've written about and drawn it, and rev has it as an avatar, because it's cool. Because it's one of the most otherworldly animals out there!

But see, this group of parasites can also "feminize" male crab hosts, and there's one chud incel obsessed with his conspiracy theory that, despite my leftist e-rage getting me banned from a dozen communities before we ever met, my spouse somehow brainwashed me to be a soyboy liberal feminazi one day. You already get it I'm sure, you get the bombshell coded message he thought he saw in a drawing of a bug right

[bumblingbabooshka]

AU where the Alter Ego storyline takes place over a longer period of time (The Harry-Tuvok portions stay the same in content but maybe we delve a little deeper into both of them and their burgeoning friendship when given more time...but this post isn't about that!) and Tuvok comes out as trans (not in those words) to Marayna while thinking she's just a hologram. Marayna is not trans but she resonates deeply with the loneliness she senses from Tuvok (just as she did originally) and the feeling Tuvok expresses of being 'stuck' the way you are for a multitude of reasons despite it slowly making you more and more miserable. In the alpha quadrant being a man made Tuvok a 'Husband' and 'Father' for decades - roles that have brought fulfilment. Now, alone, what does it bring? Tuvok asserts that Marayna can change, she can return to her people. She doesn't have to just bear it. "What about you, Tuvok?" she asks. The Lieutenant has no answer....things will surely remain as they've always been. Tuvok doesn't know how to change them now. Is it even worth it to change them? Tuvok's not as bad off as the emotional Marayna. There's no need to change. Why rock the boat unnecessarily, because of a (decades long deep-seated) whim? Marayna is later able to sporadically contact Tuvok somehow (she's traveling instead of being among her own people) which leads to them finally meeting up in some alien virtual space. Marayna uses the 'Marayna' (not her real name) model so Tuvok can quickly identify her and Tuvok uses a Default Vulcan Model...the fact that the model is female was sheer coincidence. It was just the first one that popped up and Tuvok doesn't care either way. Obviously. The two of them have a wonderful time observing the alien program - standing apart from the crowd but also being together. Tuvok begins spending more and more free time in the program even when Marayna isn't there. Eventually, on the last day the program can be activated (Voyager's moving out of range) after saying goodbye to Marayna Tuvok's noticed by an alien and spends the rest of the night talking with them. The alien doesn't know Tuvok and acts as if they're speaking to any other woman. When asked for a name, Tuvok says "T'Vok." Immediately afterward, Voyager goes out of range. Tuvok stares at the ceiling. Meditates. It was the same as going undercover. Nothing has changed. Nothing. That night the Vulcan dreams of someone: That fuzzy childhood-static-filled image of herself as an adult...as a woman. Waking up, Tuvok meditates again - this time not seeking to accept and overcome (as a Vulcan normally would) but to repress, erase. 'It is unnecessary' Tuvok repeats, erasing her yet again.

What if Tuvok was a closeted trans woman and the episode 'Alter Ego' got a whole lot sadder

[imaginesig]

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ynjohnson press tour is over which marks the end of my official "Noferatu" duties 😭 I will forever cherish this film and its cast!! I eagerly await to see what you all do next 🫶🫶

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Brittany_broski thou shalt not forget thou's final quest

ynjohnson i shan't your majesty

aarontaylorjohnson picture of excellence that final photo is

ynjohnson a real man you are

lilyrosedepp I miss you already!!

ynjohnson 🩷🩷🩷

user1 she's gorgeous

user2 her outfits ate every interview

user3 she was amazing in the movie

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royalcourt

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royalcourt citizens of Broski Nation, attention! Please welcome to the council Aaron Taylor Johnson, royal ass kicker, four legged freak of the realm!

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aarontaylorjohnson a privilege and an honor

ynjohnson MY TWO FAV PEOPLE!!!

user1 omg this was the best video every

user2 they work so well together

user3 the only video on the internet

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royalcourt

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royalcourt hear ye, hear ye!! A new member has been added to the royal court! Please welcome the fairest maiden in all the land, Yn Johnson!!

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ynjohnson I've never had more fun in my life!!

aarontaylotjohnson be my princess @/ynjohnson?

ynjohnson in this realm and the next 🤍

user1 this was the best thing ever

user2 between this and Aaron's episode this couple has once again broken the internet

user3 I'm in love with her your honor

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[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

I don't care if this is a hot take or whatever I'm just going to say it.

All the "that's a lesbian" talk around Van makes me deeply fucking uncomfortable, and especially all the hate?? and hostility?? I've seen directed at her equally fictional husband as well as real life Siobhan Thompson for how she has chosen to build and portray her character after one singular episode.

I'll be straight up. It's gross. It's gender essentialist and anti-feminist. It's biphobic as hell and also reeks of a certain level of classism and ... naivety?? to the world and the variety of people in it. As well as my favourite fucking bugbear, American centralism.

I have met women like Vanellope Chapman. I have met many women just like Van. They're hard workers, they're gritty, they have histories and families and yes most of the time, they have husbands and or male partners. Partners who love them dearly exactly as they are.

Vanellope Chapman could not more clearly be drawn from a rich and deeply rooted history of the working class English woman. Real blue collar shit. A tradie. And she clearly fucking loves her husband and her husband loves her. They've built a lovely little life together.

This truly feels like reintroducing Feminism and Gender Theory 101 here but you cannot assume someone's gender or sexual identity by their appearance. But what if -- No, not even, and especially then.

That's fucking TERF logic.

It's giving "your gay and that's final."

We can make no assumptions about Vanellope and her identity and it's fucking weird that the majority of this fandom, which I've always experienced as a fairly open minded and left leaning space, seems so determined to deny and quite literally over-write what is clearly a large part of her character this early in the campaign so that she fits more neatly into a box that strips her of her roots and identity and makes her "easier" and more consumable to an American centric audience that apparently can't fucking conceive of a masc working class woman with a low, gravelly voice and sun-beaten makeup-less face having a husband who loves her and whom she loves in return.

When I write it out like that do you see it?? Do you see what I see??

Look, maybe Van is bi. Maybe she and Bert are in a polyamorous or open relationship. Maybe she and Marya and Comfrey were all in it together on the Zephyr twenty years ago.

We don't know.

And we will continue not to know until the Intrepid Heroes choose to show us, if indeed, there is anything to show.

Until then, I am actually begging you all to think about what you are saying and your own internal biases.

And why in a world of Gath, where you can be anyone you want to be if you have enough gumption, you are refusing to see Van Chapman exactly as she is, not who you would find her easier to be.

[godnectar]

........pls gib me Yan dilf in skimpy outfit pls🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

・✶ ｡ﾟ☆ YANDERE DILF ☆ ; drabble

★ note: had one of the craziest and nicest nights of this year fr, so of course I had to indulge on this ask 😫😫 ( y'all can send more requests here! )

cw: gn!reader, big man has kids, not in a relationship yet, neighbors au!, slight feminization, subby yan, kinda suggestive, and reader is a bit mean. I'm just showing my pathetic boy some affection <3

I now seriously can't stop thinking about a yandere dilf! who would absolutely wear and do anything for his dearest darling.

it doesn't really matter what you're asking for. whether you want him in the tightest and most transparent shirt ever, or just wanna see him getting riled up while trying on some slutty shorts —maybe even a skirt if you're into that— yandere dilf! will always be up to indulging into your desires.

pictures, videos, calls; you'll receive whatever you want as long as you promise to get your hands on yandere dilf! as soon as you arrive back in the neighborhood. he would purposefully send the kids to daycare or let them have a sleepover at a friend's place, growing extremely excited and completely aware that he will be busy all night long with you at his side.

as embarrassing, humiliating, and probably pathetic as this might be for any other man, yandere dilf! thrieves and lives from your attention.

grope him, degrade him, and strip him to the sweet, matching underwear you've bought him some nights ago— he doesn't care. yandere dilf! certainly doesn't care, as he can only focus on the way your hands roam all over his body, too lost in the feeling of your lips kissing and sucking on every inch of newly uncovered skin.

you might be just using him, feeding bits of your ego, and destroying part of his in the process of satisfying your fantasies... but guess what? he's completely fine with it. he would do anything for you anytime, if at least that means having you show yandere dilf! some love.

"I swear– I swear you can do whatever you want with me... Just keep loving me tonight, yeah?"

© godnectar 2024. please do not modify, translate, or repost my works on any platform without my permission.

[lenalenouilleisblogging]

There's something I've noticed recently, it weirded me out at first, but actually it makes sense. I've become less GNC since I've embraced radical feminism.

I say "embraced" radical feminism as in like, I've held radfem beliefs for more than 15 years but it's only in the last three years or so that I've decided to look into the theory and focus a lot of my free time on it. It has become a big part of my life.

Now don't get me wrong I still don't shave, and I still don't wear makeup, I never have.

But all my life, as a little autistic girl, a transmasc lesbian, and now a detrans lesbian, I rejected everything I deemed feminine on principle. It felt like a trap. It felt like a cage.

My mother didn't let me dress myself until quite late. As soon as I became old enough to take things into my own hands, I cut my hair short. I still remember the next day when I came to school. I was around 13 I think. The harassment I was already a victim of became way worse because of my hair, but I never regretted it.

As the years went by I gradually stopped wearing skirts and dresses, as well as jewellery. I also cut my hair shorter and shorter. I kept a buzzcut for almost ten years. As a kid/teen, I hated the color pink. I hated flower prints and frills. I hated romance fiction and "girly" music. It felt like what society wanted me to like, and I rejected it all because I was desperate to break free of the mold. As a teen as I put on weight and reached my adult shape, binding my chest became more and more difficult and painful... But to me it was better than the alternative.

Cut to now, I'll be 28 this year. I've never felt more free to just... Be myself. I let my hair grow out a bit and honestly it just looks way better on me lol. I wear jewellery from time to time, and I don't overthink it. My style of clothing isn't super feminine, but it's not something I think about. I'm just trying to be comfortable. I don't care if my cleavage shows. Yeah I hate that men look at it, but I shouldn't have to change MY behaviour. I'm just existing in the world, growing more and more misandrist every day 🤍

I was making myself crazy trying to go against expectations at all costs, I was overthinking everything and obsessing over every aspect of myself. I'm just natural now. No I don't leave the house with a loincloth and twigs in my hair, I just do what I like because this shit is all fake anyway. There's no such thing as femininity and masculinity. None of it matters. My time on Earth is limited and I'm not gonna spend it caring about how I'm perceived because of aesthetic choices.

I know that no matter how hard I tried to fight it, I have been socialized a certain way since birth. But I can't keep making myself sick over it. If I have a daughter one day, I'll do everything in my power to do better by her. As for me, what's done is done and I can't keep hating myself forever. Yeah I'm a woman, yeah some things I like are stereotypically associated with womanhood/girlhood. What's important is that I'm aware of how the world shaped me, aware of what it all means (and doesn't mean) for me and other women.

I'm exactly like other women, because women are just human beings who happened to be born female. It's the one thing we have in common. No matter how I live, I'll die a woman. I might as well enjoy the ride as much as possible. I love myself and I love y'all.